An Obvious Crime
It was a very cold afternoon, and not much happening at Puzzlaria's Police Station. The officer behind the desk was working a puzzle when the door opened. In a came a woman, wearing a coat buttoned from top to bottom. Following the lady was a man with his hand in her coat pocket.
The lady said. "Arrest this man ... he tried to pick my pocket."
Why had the pickpocket not simply run away?
(this was a true story)
The lady said. "Arrest this man ... he tried to pick my pocket."
Why had the pickpocket not simply run away?
(this was a true story)
posted by Zaux at
4:34 AM
9 Comments:
There was a hole in her pocket and the woman was naked beneath her long coat.
The thief didn't run away because he was enloying himself too much!
:-)
The pickpocket had been caught on one of her buttons.
Because she was lying
A very convoluted series of event had led to this moment in time.
The lady was on her way to a lingerie modelling gig, for she was indeed a lingerie model. To save time, she planned wore her first outfit, ready to go, and just threw her coat on. She then realised that she had another modelling gig following the lingerie gig, which was modelling police restraint equipment.
She grabbed the restraint gear as she headed out of the door.
The poor unfortunate pickpocket tried it on with the model, but encountered some of the police restraint equipment, which duly worked, securing him fast.
The rest, as they say, is history....?
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nope......
Karl ... you're on the right track.
The lady was aware of a pickpocket in the neighborhood. So she sewed fishing hooks inside her pockets ... his hand went in, but it certainly was not coming back out.
I agree with Karl. Exept I have herd it before and how the hell can someone think of that on the spot. No afence
bcoz he want 2 warm his hand in her pockets, due to very cold afternoon......ok .....
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