Pigs, Horses and a Cow
Mr. Tito was wandering (this time *) about little village with calculators and questionnaires in every hand. He came across a farmer, who was in a hurry. The census-taker asked him how any animals he had and of what sort they were.
"Well since you arsks me like thatrt..." answered the farmer, pausing to kick the rump of a recalcitrant pig, " all I has is pigs, bar two of 'em, and all I has is horses, bar two of 'em."
"Anything else?" asked Mr. Tito, scribbling away.
"No, just a cow," mused the a farmer, wandering off.
What had he ?
* Mr. Tito's Old Adventures
"Well since you arsks me like thatrt..." answered the farmer, pausing to kick the rump of a recalcitrant pig, " all I has is pigs, bar two of 'em, and all I has is horses, bar two of 'em."
"Anything else?" asked Mr. Tito, scribbling away.
"No, just a cow," mused the a farmer, wandering off.
What had he ?
* Mr. Tito's Old Adventures
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posted by Rajesh Lal at
2:20 PM
9 Comments:
1 pig, 1 horse, 1 cow
Damn, beaten to it.
damn, beaten to it. twice
?
just a cow
he says hes got a horse and a pig,
then he asks him if hes got anything else,
he says "no, just a cow", hes got no more animals just a wife who he calls a cow, because men sometimes call women cows
the anonymous who said "just a cow" is wrong because the man kicked a pig (how mean!) so there are 6 and if he is married 7 and then add the kids...if there are any
This farmer has very poor phonics and grammar, two pigs (at least one of whom is recalcitrant), two horses (no word on their recalcitrance, and I'm guessing about 3 teeth.
hahahaha...thats funny
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