Monday, April 27, 2009

2 @ a Time

A man is swimming in a pool. At the same time he is flying an airplane. How can this be?

- Chris Azarian

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23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

the airplane is remote control, he's flying it while in the pool

April 27, 2009 7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or there is a pool in his airplane...

April 27, 2009 8:08 PM  
Anonymous Garrett said...

wouldn't a cloud be considered a pool?

April 27, 2009 8:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe its like in that movie soul plane where the pilot has a pool in the plane.

April 27, 2009 8:35 PM  
Blogger Rahul said...

He's sleeping.

April 27, 2009 9:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's flying an inflatable airplane in his pool?


He crashed his plane into a pool?

April 27, 2009 10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahhh Yes......... But,, If he crashed the plane into a pool he would no longer be flying.

April 28, 2009 12:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe he's a fighter pilot.
He's been shot while flying and is swimming in a pool of blood!

April 28, 2009 12:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

underwater pressure training for pilots of 5th generation fighters.

April 28, 2009 1:05 AM  
Blogger pramsay13 said...

It could be the same time the following day. So at 4pm on Monday he is swimming in a pool, at 4pm on Tuesday he is flying an aeroplane.

April 28, 2009 2:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he had a small pool installed on this huge plane.

April 28, 2009 5:46 AM  
Blogger abdeali said...

What about this...(im going scientifical)
Well if he is flying an aeroplane, then he is also in a pool. I noticed that the content of the pool was not there so it may be AIR(well it is a fluid).
So maybe he meant he is swiming in a pool of air???

Im just trying to thinking in a different angle thats all.

April 28, 2009 8:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about.... he is in a betting pool
Maybe his fried has bet him that he cant fly a plane. others bet and as he is flying a plane he wins the pool and swimming in the money.

April 28, 2009 9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Elementary backstroke. Isn't there a part that involves an airplane?

April 28, 2009 12:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps he is a Director of Operations (DO) for an airline.

Bureacraticly speaking, all airline flight operations are under the direct authorization and "control" of the airline's D.O. The D.O. then deligates the flying, dispatch and maitenance functions to the various employees. So, in a sense, every airline flight is by the authorization and under the "control" of the D.O.; no matter where he/she might be.

Airline D.O.'s can usually be found lounging indolently by the pool...

April 28, 2009 12:30 PM  
Blogger chris said...

all are good answers.

April 28, 2009 6:02 PM  
Blogger chris said...

correct answer is, he is in a pool fly a remote control plane.

April 28, 2009 6:11 PM  
Blogger chris said...

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April 28, 2009 6:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well thats retarded if you think about it the controls for the remote plane would not work underwater a better answer is that he is doing this on two different days at the same time of day

April 29, 2009 10:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He is very rich and if you have money everything can

May 2, 2009 7:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i got it.. .he's a flying fish!

May 5, 2009 9:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

he must have an enormous plane

May 5, 2009 2:37 PM  
Blogger Alexander said...

he gets a pool in his PLANE!!!

that's not fair, I want a plane with a pool in it.

:( :P

May 18, 2009 4:44 PM  

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