Friday, October 17, 2008

The Secret

A young reporter was given the opportunity to interview a very successful, very wealthy banker. The reporter asked him, "Sir, What is the secret of your success?"

He said "Two words, young man."
"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."
"But how do you make right decisions?"
"One word." he responded.
"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."
"And how do you get Experience?"
"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"

now! that is the question of the day

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36 Comments:

Blogger prashant said...

two words are :- Wrong decisions

October 18, 2008 2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I concur.

October 18, 2008 3:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Two words: live life

October 18, 2008 5:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

piss off

October 18, 2008 5:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

live life

October 18, 2008 5:44 AM  
Anonymous Squeeky said...

i was gonna say hard work, but im rather liking wrong decisions alot, it makes sense, learn from you mistakes.

October 18, 2008 7:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

potter says-

live life

i thought of it, posted it and 3 other ppl posted it. wierd.

October 18, 2008 8:33 AM  
Anonymous Keenan said...

I agree with hard work.

October 18, 2008 12:08 PM  
Anonymous smart one said...

me two

October 18, 2008 12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Its definitely "wrong decisions". Kudos first post.

October 18, 2008 1:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get old!! lmao not really

October 18, 2008 2:58 PM  
Anonymous Mr. Jonsyn said...

getting burned

October 18, 2008 5:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hard work

October 18, 2008 9:51 PM  
Anonymous Drugman said...

Good drugs

October 18, 2008 9:52 PM  
Blogger Scott said...

"killing boars"

October 19, 2008 5:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

government handouts

October 20, 2008 11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, I was going to say "Try again", but wrong decisions makes more sense.

October 20, 2008 3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GET SOME!!

October 20, 2008 8:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

White Castle



Harold and Kumar never steered anyone wrong

October 21, 2008 2:46 PM  
Anonymous Mr Nice said...

I think the answer is Clah Purr. This is from the Jem'Hatak dilect from the planet Zol. Loosely translated (via Babel Fish) it means "slang for sex" and "direction toward the sky"

October 21, 2008 6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Right Decisions.............. DUH!!!

October 22, 2008 3:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sell stuff

October 22, 2008 3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

make mistakes because we learn from our mistake

October 23, 2008 8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Learning

October 24, 2008 6:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats one word you ideot

October 24, 2008 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats one word you ideot

October 24, 2008 7:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree that it is "Right Decisions" mostly due to the cyclical nature of the "puzzle." We've already established what two words are. I might be missing the point but if we're given all we need to know then to assume ourselves upon the answer somehow dismisses a puzzle. I say it is once again, "Right Decisions," regardless of if I agree.
-A

October 25, 2008 11:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think it's wrong decisions.
my sister thinks it's proper schooling.

and it's idiot, not ideot.

October 25, 2008 4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's definitely right decision.
Just take a look at what the reporter asked.

"And, Sir, what are they?"
"Right decisions."

then,

"And, sir, What is that?"
"Experience."

and lastly,

"Two words"
"And, Sir, what are they?"

It's a repetition of what the reporter asked as in the 1st question.
Definitely the answer will be the same with the 1st part.

October 29, 2008 8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

First Person has is right "Wrong Decisions"

http://www.clown-ministry.com/index_1.php/site/articles/how_to_make_the_right_decisions/

October 30, 2008 1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

coardless tortilla

November 2, 2008 1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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November 5, 2008 10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Perhaps I'm wrong, but doesn't calling someone and idiot, and not knowing how to spell said insult, just show that you are, yourself, a complete and utter fool?

November 11, 2008 7:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Get laid. lol

November 11, 2008 11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was the whole point of the joke, idoet.jk :b

November 25, 2008 7:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wrong decisions sounds like the most proper answer. People learn from their mistakes, thus that's how they gain experience. Failure is the key to success.

January 17, 2009 12:04 AM  

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